Bagelcratican Sporadically

"It's Not Total B.S.!"

The official paper of the Free Juice and Bagels Party of Natopia

Monday, February 12, 2007

Trimestral Chancellorial Elections

Issue 33

The only elections that Natopians can look forward to is almost upon us. The coveted position of Chancellor is only given up by incumbents after a long and ruthless campaign. Once the title of the sovereign ruler of the Natopian Republic, the Chancellor is now a dull and thankless clerical position. However, it is seen by some analysts as the springboard to begin a life in higher circles of Natopian politics.

Long dormant, the Free Juice and Bagels Party is fielding a candidate for the 3rd Chancellorial election to contest current two term Independent incumbent, HL Tom Mills of Punkrock. Mr. Matt Ziff will be the second Bagelcratican to run for the office. HM Zachary of Alrodria being the first to run in the first Chancellorial elections.

Chancellor Mills ran uncontested last trimester.

The BS won't bother to try and call the election but naturally endorses the Bagelcratican candidate... as this is the Bagelcratican Sporadically.

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