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The official paper of the Free Juice and Bagels Party of Natopia

Tuesday, March 13, 2007

Widgets Prove Cyclical Nature of Fads

Issue 36

Largely thanks to Count Brian of Robland, Widgets have come back in style. There are few Natopians alive today that can remember the senseless fad of Widgets when they were first introduced on October of 2004. However, true to all trends, the Widget craze seems to be resurfacing, perhaps due to our new bank set up by Brian or maybe because there is not much else to buy.

Speaking of things other than Widgets to buy, Dingo Enterprises offers many services, such as essay proofreading and spaceships. Our almost-competitor, Micronations Now (the only other newsblog that regularly reports Natopian news) is much more diversified in its services than the BS is. Micronations Now offers advertisements and web hosting services.

Emperor Nathan has opened applications for much needed colonial governors and territorial administrators. His Sovereign Majesty wishes to devolve his authority over the Crown Territories of Klaasiya, Konigsee and New Dracoheim, as well as solidify claims to the New Mehlville colonies with colonial governors. Also needed is the post of Planetary Governor of New Natopia, the Empire's colony on Giess, however there are none interested in this post as of yet.

Further honors are bestowed upon the Emperor. Harold Thorstein the Viking Emperor of Stormark, once again lives up to his epithet of The Generous Giver by inducting Emperor Nathan into the new Most Revered Imperial Order of Odin with the rank of Knight Grand Commander. His Sovereign Majesty was most surprised and delighted, "I was not expecting this honor, but I am most humbled by it. My Imperial Cousin's generosity knows no bounds."

Please make sure to check out Lindstrom Square Mercantile for fun Natopian-themed shirts and items!

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