Bagelcratican Sporadically

"It's Not Total B.S.!"

The official paper of the Free Juice and Bagels Party of Natopia

Thursday, December 30, 2004

Volume 1, Issue 3

Lavisitya, Lavalon - Scandel errupted in the Republic of Lavalon yesterday when Assembly Chancellor Hanzelli revealed that he and president Vasroixe conspired to remove former President Zachary Klaas from office. It is the opinion of this paper that the Chancellor sensed a growing political rift forming between Vasroixe and the remaining Lavalonian citizens and therefore came forward with a potentionally career-killing move. Henzelli wishes to prohibit Vasroixe from holding any more powerful positions in Lavalon because of this conspiracy. Vasroixe has continually denied the accusations and has called for an Inquiry in the General Assembly with Chief Justice Shepard serving as the chairman of the inquiry as well as one of the interviewers. Fellow interviewers called to the inquiry are Vice President Chowdhury, Regent Jon Christophe, and Zachary Klaas. At press time, only Mr Klaas has not accepted the position. The inquiry's primary goal is to determine the validity of Henzelli's claim. If found valid, both Henzelli and Vasroixe will face reprecussions. Found invalid, the matter will be dismissed. The editor guesses that, in his style, Vasroixe will file charges against Henzelli for slander if the matter is dismissed.

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