BS: Volume 1, Issue 12

Lavisitya, Lavalon - The Lavalon Weekly has been reborn as the official newspaper of the Democratic Coalition. The rebirth of the paper was in response to the Sporadically becoming the "political mouthpiece" of the PBP in Lavalon. However, citizen Xon "sold" the Weekly to... himself... and now he, as Coalition Premeir, owns it... for the TDC... again. So, now he claims, the Weekly can provide unbiased reporting out of protest of the Sporadically's political bias. The BS (Editor: That's, Bagelcratican Sporadically, smartass!) welcomes the rebirth of Lavalon's first news service. With another unbiased news serivice in Lavalon, the BS can feel free to inject editorials and opinions and spread Bagelcratican propaganda as we see fit now. Thank you Xon.

Aquilaria, Antica - Bagelcraticans in Antica even face persecution from Xon. Xon recently applauded political party created after the founding of Antica's FJBP for forming "in opposition to the Fruit Juice and Bagel Party / Bagelcraticans, regardless where it is formed. Democracy must remain intact!" Not once did the party's founder even hint at the FJBP being a motive for his party's creation. Chairman Shepard of the PBP said that Xon's irrational hatred of Bagelcraticans was now very clear.

Lindstrom City, Natopia - Grand Chancellor Shepard has nominated the BS for best newsblog for the 2005 FNORD awards at Micronations.net. No one has seconded yet... He also nominated the goat of Natopia as most creative national symbol... still not second for that either. It is expected that Natopia not win any awards at all, since no one really cares about us but our own egotistical, megalomanical, Bagelcratican, oppressive selves.

Alternate Dimension Lavalon - Happening at Lavalon's secondary boards, graciously supplied by Xon, the 5-Party Intermicronational Summit has begun with Antica, Alrodria, Breudydd, and Natopia attending with Lavalon obviously hosting. The Summit hopes to bring a final "proof" to Lavalon's long questioned right to, in fact, be Lavalon. Delegates are exchanging formalities as all delegations continue to arrive.