Issue 10, Bagelcratican Sporadically

Lavisitya, Lavalon - The Democratic Coalition is crumbling. Intended to oppose the Bagelcraticans long held "dominance" of the political scene, the TDC was poised to be a strong contender and ironically eliminate its opposition with its majority of members. However, the administration of the TDC seems to have lost some of its assumed support. Currently, in the vote to move forums to an admittingly spiffy new phpbb forum, support for the TDC seemingly dropped, with the Socialist Party and independent citizen Z voting against the Regent and TDC Premier Xon. Presidium Henzelli of the SP has cited concern over the Premier's role in leading the TDC and is "seriously considering leaving." The Presidium believes party politics in Lavalon with its current citizenship levels is absurd and we should not occupy our time with fears of party domination. (Editor: Now is the time to assert real Bagelcratican oppression.) Xon's main reason for wanting a new spiffy board is his desire for 5 new citizens in 2005. A spiffy new board will attract citizens, according to Xon. He then offered evidence for such, he passed up joining nations like Natopia and Navland simply because of our preference for easy, dependable, free, Proboards (Editor: Proboards.com). Speaking for Natopia, such superficiallity is an undersireable quality in Natopians.

Lindstrom City, Natopia - Ragehorizon, Lt. General of Rage, has applied for citizenship. He has also mentioned that Rage's Council, once all 11 members have uncontestedly taken their seats, will vote on whether or not Rage will join Natopia. To the best of the Grand Chancellor's knowledge, Rage is an online "clan" that had membership around 128 at one time. The details of Rage's government are unclear, as their website has been down for sometime. However, the Grand Chancellor has told Gen. Ragehorizon that, if the Rage Council votes to join Natopia, Rage may enter Natopia as a Region, and will enjoy considerable soverignty such as their own constitution and foreign affairs.

On foreign affairs, a recent treaty with Arkania has resulted in Bart Henzelli being granted honorary citizenship status, welcome comrade! Also Alrodria approaches Natopia with talks to unite our economies to enable ease of trading and conversion of monies. Such things will be expected to be discussed at Lavalon's international summit, with Natopia planning to attend as well as Alrodria and Breudwydd.

Shorts

Lavisitya, Lavalon - The executive branch is becoming more and more developed thanks to President Chowhury. In her term she has created the Department of State and of the Interior. she has filled the Interior Dept. with Chief Justice Shepard, who is currently involved with taking the census and accepting citizen reapplication, as per a law requiring such to be done before February 1.

Aquilaria, Antica - A new Free Juice and Bagels Party has been founded in Antica by Nathan Shepard. The party's future seems shaky but with the intent of an open platform, ready to be shaped by the country's independent citizens, the FJBP may amount to something of significance in Antica. If nothing else, Antica will be covered in the pages of the Sporadically.