Volume 1, Issue 8

Lavisitya, Lavalon - Bagelcraticans in Lavalon cannot help but feel a bit confused and hurt. Former party member, Matthew Vasroixe has formed the Heritage Party and has entered it into the Democratic Coalition with Bartholomew Henzelli supporting TDC by having the Socialist Party join as well. The sole purpose of TDC is to defeat Bagelcraticans on important issues. What issues these are remains unclear, as the Bagelcraticans have never issued a public statement about Lavalonian policy since they called for the maintaining of the Basic Law system. Xon founded the Democratic Coalition (as well as his Heritage Party) with everyone but the PBP as "default" members, a wise move that, if TDC can stay unified in the face of so-called Bagelcratican oppression, will hold the majority in all votes. Perhaps this is another one of Xon's so-called power grabs? A great irony has evolved from TDC, Henzelli and Xon seem to be friends again, or at least political allies, very peculiar after this bitter tirade against Xon's character and professional interaction with Lavalon. This paper believes that very little will come of TDC, that is unless, they are serious about the "Bagelcratican oppression," and they decide to oppress the Bagelcraticans in return.

Lindstrom City, Natopia - The controversial bill that will reduce all citizens to honorary status and strip them of their positions, titles, and lands was passed unanimously by the Legislative Frenzy last night. All citizens who have not taken Oaths will be reduced to honorary status. So far, only 5 out of 36 citizens have taken an Oath. The Grand Chancellor is very upset about the apparent distaste Natopians have for their country. "If they do not care about Natopia, Natopia does not care about them," His Excellency was reported saying as he left Lindstrom City for the County of Death Valley for official state business with Lord Mark, Chief of Loyalty Enforcement.

Shorts

Lavisitya, Lavalon - The MCS map project awaits in the Cafe for ideas for Lavalonian provinces. Once completed Lavalon will have a "physical" territory of her own among her allies such as Natopia and Antica.

Shireroth - There are no Bagelcraticans in Shireroth, however the Sporadically deems it necessary to bring our reader's attention to a wonderful leap in micronational journalism: voice news broadcast. Use this link to download the 1 MB WAV file and listen to news events in nations such as Antica, Attera, San Martin, and Novaya Zemlya.

www.shireroth.org/Stuff/radio1.wav