Bagelcratican Sporadically

"It's Not Total B.S.!"

The official paper of the Free Juice and Bagels Party of Natopia

Sunday, January 16, 2005

Volume 1, Issue 9

Lavisitya, Lavalon - Well, the Sporadically's prediction of a docile, content TDC seems to be proving false. Xon has promoted himself to a self created positions, "Coalition Premier." He intends to use TDC's power to amend the Henzelli Code to give Henzelli as much chancellorial power as constitutionally possible. He also intends to have himself elected to Vice Chancellor, merely as a show of power. TDC claims to be created to preserve democracy in Lavalon, yet it is the opinion of this paper, that TDC was created only to be contrary and is rebeling without a viable cause. Democracy itself may be at stake if TDC gets drunk on its assumed power.

Lindstrom City, Lavalon - Natopia's population tragically dropped from 36 to 16 today. The twenty people had their citizenships terminated becasue they did not take an oath of citizenship, required by the Legislative Frenzy Law. Several citizens, 9 exactly, were retained as honorary citizens because of the chancellor's knowledge of special situations that would prohibit them from taking the oath in the time limit. Hopefully, the 9 citizens will take the oath shortly and join the 7 current "full" citizens in Natopian affairs.

Shorts

Lindstrom City, Lavalon - Natopia adopted its 6th constitution recently. It is exactly similar except that the Grand Judge may rule on any law, and not just ones brought to the Court. Also the Senate was renamed the Legislative Frenzy, and an amending clause, which was embaressingly lewft out of the 5th constitution.

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