Correction and Court Cases

Issue 38

Corrections

The Bagelcratican Sporadically prides itself on other publications' veracity and attention to detail therefore we here would like to issue a correction for the May 19 2007 issue of the Coprieta Standard. The line "the most socially immature [micronation] in the community" should actually have been printed as "the most socially awesome [micronation] in the community." We apologize for their minor slip up.

News, now with more sodium
Sweet Jesus!

The judiciary is abuzz with activity! Infamous Priyanth Sweet Pants was discovered embezzling funds from the Ministry of Silly Walks to Nick Light. Priyanth admitted to the crime and deleted his account and seems to have disappeared from Natopian. Nick Light, however, is counter-sueing on grounds of not being appointed to a government office and being pressured into the "loserish ways" of Natopia. He even admits to cooperating with Priyanth in his brief submitted to the court.

We are going to call this whole affair..... Sillygate.